It's Rowan's female offspring again, bringing you yet another conversation with myself and a foreigner who expects me to be his after a few sentences. In compliance with Slightly Used Q-Tips, all names have been changed. All spelling errors are left intact. I had help from a friend on this one. Enjoy!
SAP: how r u?
KBJ: Fine, yourself?
SAP: 1st of all you tell me about your self?
KJB: And why should I do that?
SAP: im 1st
SAP: i m lavkesh here from punjab.
SAP: r u there?
SAP: now u tell me.ur asl
At this point, I sent a message to JBK, telling him of the unexpected IM from SAP. I ask JBK if he will act like my boyfriend if SAP tries to hit on me. He happily complies.
SAP: wat r u doing?
SAP: wat typing?
KBJ: a message to you
SAP: but iask about your study
KBJ: My study?
SAP: in which grad ?
SAP: wat r u like n dislike?
KBJ: I like to yell random things from my car, throw ketchup packets over the aisles in Wal-Mart, I dislike pink and incompetence
SAP: iam the student of b.c.a
KBJ: I have no idea what that is.
SAP: bechular of computer application
SAP: i am singer here my hobby to writing the songs in punjabi
KBJ: That's nice. Do you sing well?
SAP: it is upto the audince but i think so well
KBJ: does the audience like you?
SAP: i think yes after singing ifeel that all audience are fresh know
KBJ: that's good
KBJ: I like to sing as well
SAP: its good
KBJ: in the
SAP: that's cool
KBJ: I guess so
SAP: are you hav bf?
SAP: may i know the name of his self?
SAP: can you believe that you break my heart?
KBJ: Why is that?
SAP: r u there?]
SAP: can i make you my "Girl friend ".
KBJ: i have a boyfriend
SAP: then what about me ?
KBJ: What about you? We just met.
SAP: only friend.
I ignore him. Because he's annoying. Here is JBK's conversation with him.
JBK: Are you bothering KBJ?
SAP: yes are you have any promblem?
SAP: ok . ok if you are come to
JBK: wtf u lil indian faggot, just leave KBJ the fuck alone
SAP: u dont want to no how can i fuck you coz i have the hobby of rifals.
JBK: u need the hobby of spelling and sentence forming you dumb piece of shit
JBK: it takes u an hour just to type a reply
SAP: ok i will tell you later know we going to kill a person bye idiot
JBK: bye u dumb piece of shit
SAP: i think you need a bullet ok know i going to fuck
JBK: lol u wish u dumbass...just leave her the hell alone
SAP: plz dont mind we want check love betwin you and your gf .can make you my frind
JBK: no u cant u fucktard
JBK: no u cant be my friend
SAP: but why
SAP: now you cross your limit ok bye
JBK: haha, bye, as long as u leave combat alone
SAP: see you later ihave a work with my frnd
JBK: watever bye
SAP: ok bye my friend.
SAP: tainu is din layi paal pos ke wada kita si!!
SAP: i say two words for u suck it
JBK: i say six words for u....shut the fuck up and bye
Does anyone know what the hell that sentence means? What language is it even? As for the codenames, ony JBK and I, KBJ, will ever know!!! Muhahahahahaha*hack hack*hahahaha
August 14, 2006 04:28 AM PDT
Haha! He needs to learn2spell lol, thats awesome
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