I like to get in Yahoo chat rooms from time to time and chat a bit. But when you're female, you're bound to get the not-so-occasional sex freak who wants to... well, use your imagination. It used to annoy the heck out of me. I mean, who do they think they're fooling with the 69 in their usernames? But I started looking forward to getting messages from weirdos. Why? Because they're so darn fun to mess with! And of course, you just can't keep insanity like that to yourself, so... for your viewing pleasure:

TRANSCRIPTS OF CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN MYSELF AND UNWITTING YAHOO USERS

Note: Names have been changed to protect the "not so innocent".



   

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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Another Boychild Adventure

rowan (9:40:53 PM): Hey there
sadstory (9:41:01 PM): i am 24/m/uk
sadstory (9:41:01 PM): u?
rowan (9:41:23 PM): I have a nice tongue, how's that work?
sadstory (9:41:35 PM): i saw it
rowan (9:41:55 PM): You like huh?
sadstory (9:42:11 PM): ya
rowan (9:43:48 PM): I like it too..
sadstory (9:43:53 PM): cool
sadstory (9:43:56 PM): do u have cam?
rowan (9:44:13 PM): No I don't, in fact. Cuteguyyy asked me the same question.
sadstory (9:44:48 PM): u have another pics
rowan (9:45:08 PM): I have a cucumbers
sadstory (9:45:28 PM): can i see it
rowan (9:45:46 PM): My cucumbers?
sadstory (9:45:50 PM): ya
rowan (9:45:53 PM): I have a pool tables too! Wanna see them?
sadstory (9:46:18 PM): ya
sadstory (9:46:19 PM): lol
rowan (9:46:27 PM): Think it's funny do you?
sadstory (9:46:36 PM): no
rowan (9:46:40 PM): I can't show either. I have no way to. That's why I have that little animation girl there
rowan (9:46:47 PM): That's as close to the real life me.
sadstory (9:46:51 PM): ok
rowan (9:47:05 PM): 5 out of 4 people ask me that question. Those same people don't know how to count.
sadstory (9:47:26 PM): ya
sadstory (9:47:27 PM): may be
rowan (9:47:55 PM): Some don't know how to put words together correctly either.
sadstory (9:48:06 PM): ya
rowan (9:56:58 PM): I've seen your picture on the Yahoo Personals bar. You must be rich or something to have your own banner.

FYI:  This guy's profile picture was the picture of the man in the Yahoo Personals ads.  What a lameo.

sadstory (9:57:11 PM): no i am not rich
rowan (9:57:57 PM): Sorry, should not have judged the book by it's cover. How nice it must be to have your picture on yahoo's banners


Posted at 09:51 pm by Rowan



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